Variations on themes / There is another Jimmy

Courtesy of http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/the-ashes/bond-grows-between-barmy-army-and-england-players/story-fn67w6pa-1225970105678

Last time we had "Keep your arm straight, keep your arm straight, keep your arm straight when you bowl" for Brett Lee. This time in Adelaide, Doug "The Rug" Bollinger was serenaded with "Keep your wig on when you bowl".
And the Army have penned one especially for Punter and Perth, to the tune of Don't Look Back in Anger:

Slip inside Ricky Ponting’s mind
He’s trying to find
Some new players to play

He wants to play his older team
But that’s just a dream
They’re too old to play

He said he’d start a revolution in his head
But he’s been through all the players A to Z
Now there’s just a summertime of doom
If he loses the Ashes race
He is going to lose his place
Losing three would simply tear his heart out

So Ricky can wait
Shane Warne is too late
And there’s no Glenn McGrath
Gilchrist’s had his day
And don’t look back to Langer
He cannot play

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